Ask Jessie

Ask me any question you want here, and I may answer it in the form of a comic!

Not anymore! Don't ask me shit, man. I'm so srs that you could have a srs discussion about it.

27 comments:

  1. Jessie, what's happening to my body?

    I am a thirteen year-old girl and I have been experiencing some strange things lately. My nipples have been tender, and I have been experiencing a horrible vaginal odor lately.

    Also, no boys seem to find me attractive.

    What should I do?

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  2. how to be awesome like you :D?

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  3. why am i a potato?

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  4. Who is that small dude stalking Oizen in comic 3?

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  5. So... Who is Greg? Really? Is he a member? Or just an OC kinda thing?

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  6. Why are manholes round?

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  7. what's your email?

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  8. What stickman do you like drawing the most ? The least ?

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  9. Q1: What's the most god forsaken internet meme and how many times has it been overused? *hands Jackie a scouter*

    Q2: WTF with all these lame stickmen? Don't you know TWIG men are more awesomer?

    Q3: Christie (from Dead or Alive) has locked you in her room with a rapeface on. Good luck with that...

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  10. Where do you, and your best friends live, because I want to cut you into pieces and put them in subspace while laughing with your friends who randomly hate everything about you now.

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  11. What would stickman look like in comic?

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  12. Are you the son of Guile? If so, we should become partners in crime and pwn all da n00bz. Cuz I'm the son of Captain Falcon.

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  13. Why do you have a nose some comic and no nose in others?

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  14. who the heck is Jackie?
    and why does she hijack your circle?

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  15. Why am I such a terrible mod?

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  16. Hi Hi Jessie!

    Thank you for featuring me in your comic as greg!

    to think you took time out of your busy schedule to draw me as greg! and everyone else as greg!

    My question for you is... If i sent you special brownies in the mail, would you eat them?

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  17. How would you describe yourself to someone unknowing of your epicness?

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  18. hi why is someone like Thebeastman such a noob?

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  19. What would you do if I took your little hedgehog away and fed him to my pet tiger? Then I sealed Jackie in the chamber of secrets, stole your machine gun, broke your shades, made you get a haircut and forced you to listen to noobs like myself ramble on about their lives.

    Oh yeah, and would you like a V Watch to become Viewtiful?

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  20. Hey Jessie, I am heading off to college tomorrow, and I gotta say it's pretty stressful.

    My question is: what would be the five most important things to bring to my dorm?

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  21. Jessie, what is the meaning of life?

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  22. Jessie, why do you read retarded questions from retarded people?

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  23. Jessie...

    WHAT IS A MAN?!

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  24. Jessie...

    Do you like any of the following?

    -TF2
    -PSO BB
    -Mega Man
    -Phoenix Wright
    -Music Remixes?

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  25. Why Are People Getting so butt-hurt about your stick figures? :/

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